***the vampire diaries and pretty things*** lover of baked goods and all things vintage
And suddenly, he inhales deeply the air that he technically doesn’t need anymore, because this is just too much…
tumblr is freaking out over the fact that noah is not historically accurate since it’s impossible for all the races to come from white people
i’m sorry bible?? historically accurate????
there are a lot of popular text posts about being cranky, lazy, or socially inept that float around
and i used to think they were funny in a self-deprecating-humor sort of way
but i am beginning to figure out that people on this website are proud of barely functioning and that is really unsettling
Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.